Book Beginnings on Friday is a weekly meme where we answer the question, “So, what is the first line of your current read, and how did you like it?”

I’m currently readingLet’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson and here’s the first line:

This book is totally true, except for the parts that aren’t. It’s basically like Little House on the Prairie but with more cursing.

Annnnnd…about a quarter of the way through this book, so far, I have to concur!

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